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Bjmac Member

Posts: 27 ESB Points: 0 Join date: 2009-09-29 Age: 18
 | Subject: Yo mama anime jokes. Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:47 am | |
| Ok I'm a sucker for yo mama jokes, but not the usual kind....
I like yo mama anime related ones! XP
(Yeah it's probably really stupid but I love it!)
So tis topic is where you post a yo mama anime related joke.
Ok I'll go first:
"Yo mama's so fat that not even Naruto believes it!"
Now it's YOUR turn!!!! |
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Drocell_Cain Admin

Posts: 160 ESB Points: 12 Join date: 2009-08-25 Age: 21 Location: UWS Penrith
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:20 pm | |
| AHHH YOU USED THE ONLY ONE I KNOW! xD
Wait I know one!! *Yo Momma's so fat, she makes Gluttony look like a starving Ethiopian child!
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Bjmac Member

Posts: 27 ESB Points: 0 Join date: 2009-09-29 Age: 18
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:34 pm | |
| Haha! Good one!
"Yo mama's so nasty I thought she was a heartless!" |
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Drocell_Cain Admin

Posts: 160 ESB Points: 12 Join date: 2009-08-25 Age: 21 Location: UWS Penrith
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:00 pm | |
| Lolz!! Yo mamma so ugly...everyone wishes they had a death note xD |
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Bjmac Member

Posts: 27 ESB Points: 0 Join date: 2009-09-29 Age: 18
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:12 pm | |
| Yo mama's so emo even Sasuke's jealous! |
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Drocell_Cain Admin

Posts: 160 ESB Points: 12 Join date: 2009-08-25 Age: 21 Location: UWS Penrith
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:12 am | |
| Haha *watches Sasuke walk off and listen to angsty music* yo mammas so fat that Bakura can't banish her to the shadow realm...she wont fit! Ok lame but I wanted to make at least 1 Yugioh reference xD |
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Bjmac Member

Posts: 27 ESB Points: 0 Join date: 2009-09-29 Age: 18
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:57 pm | |
| Haha!
"Yo mama's so fat that she plugged up Miroku's wind tunnel! |
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Drocell_Cain Admin

Posts: 160 ESB Points: 12 Join date: 2009-08-25 Age: 21 Location: UWS Penrith
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:00 pm | |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! POOR MIROKU. "yo mammas so fat that Ash Ketchum threw a pokeball at her thinking she was a Snorlax" |
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Bjmac Member

Posts: 27 ESB Points: 0 Join date: 2009-09-29 Age: 18
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:57 pm | |
| Yeah! That's worse then getting a poison insect in your hand! LOL!
"Yo mama's so nasty that she was in Kairi's hotel room!" |
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Miss_Jazzalyn Chibi Member

Posts: 1371 ESB Points: 902 Join date: 2009-08-30 Age: 22 Location: Sekai
Character sheet Role-playing: Haruhi Secondary Role:: Slave
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:29 am | |
| Kudos to anyone who gets this one:
"Yo mama's so creepy that even Belarus is afraid of her."
(Okay, I'll explain this one. Belarus is a character from Axis Powers Hetalia. She represents the nation of the same name. She's a bit scary. She wants to marry Russia who is actually her older brother. She held a knife to Latvia's back. And she broke Lithuania's fingers. Twice, I think.) |
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Miss_Jazzalyn Chibi Member

Posts: 1371 ESB Points: 902 Join date: 2009-08-30 Age: 22 Location: Sekai
Character sheet Role-playing: Haruhi Secondary Role:: Slave
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:29 am | |
| Yo mama so ugly even Prussia doesn't want to invade her vital regions.
Yo mama so ugly even Russia doesn't want to become one with her.
(NB: Prussia often threatens to seize and invade others "vital regions". Russia has this thing where he says "Everything will become one with Russia.") |
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~Suigintou~ Admin

Posts: 3906 ESB Points: 1938 Join date: 2009-08-23 Age: 21 Location: Nirvana/Heaven
Character sheet Role-playing: Godoka Secondary Role:: Homura's rabu~
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:43 pm | |
| Yo mama's so hopeless, even Tsuna can pawn the Mafia's bad guys.
*From Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Tsuna is often called "No Good Tsuna" because he is weak, unless he is hit with his Dying Will Bullet. |
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mentalrunawaytashi Loyal Member

Posts: 884 ESB Points: 92 Join date: 2010-03-31 Age: 20 Location: YAGOOOOOOONNAAA
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:14 pm | |
| LOL.... Yo mama's so fat that she makes sasuke listen to 'walking on sunshune'! |
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mentalrunawaytashi Loyal Member

Posts: 884 ESB Points: 92 Join date: 2010-03-31 Age: 20 Location: YAGOOOOOOONNAAA
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:23 pm | |
| Yo mamas so fat,[L]awliet couldn't eat ANYTHING after seeing her. |
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Kaifanatic Head Fangirl

Posts: 3703 ESB Points: 1190 Join date: 2009-09-07 Age: 21 Location: the kitchen
Character sheet Role-playing: Snobby Ojou~ Secondary Role::
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:54 am | |
| Yo mama's so fat she finished tsumugi's secret unlimited supply of cakes and desserts
ahh ok that was lame... But i love k-on to bits! _________________  ROPER DANCE! |
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FutureSight Enthusiastic Member

Posts: 163 ESB Points: 191 Join date: 2011-06-11
 | Subject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes. Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:31 pm | |
| Yo mama's so weak, Magicarp's splash was super effective against her |
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